Stupid why jokes

Q: Name something red that is bad for your teeth. Q: What is the reason why orphans are not good at playing baseball? Q: Why do ants never get sick? Q: What is the name of a witch that lies on the beach? Q: What is the most frightening word in nuclear physics? Making Butter. Q: What is the stupidest animal in the world? Q: Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

Q: Which Star Wars movie do baseball players hate? Q: Why did an astronaut clean his house? Bees And Their Hair. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? Q: Why did the boy imprison his girlfriend?

Q: What did the blanket say after feeling off the bed? Q: What do you use to treat a sick lemon? Q: What is the name of a singing laptop? Jokes In The Shower. Q: What kind of jokes do you tell while taking a bath? Q: How did the magician make the pizza disappear? Q: What is the name of a farm that has bad humor? Q: What happened with an Italian cook? Q: What did a small mountain say to a bigger one?

Q: What is the best time to jump on a trampoline? Q: Where can you find a waterless ocean? Q: Why do people like flashlights? Q: What is the name of a tiny mother?

Q: What did one traffic light say to another one? Q: Why did the atom cross the road? Break It After Saying It. Q: What is something that breaks after saying it? Q: What is the name of a priest that became a lawyer?

Q: What is the name of an elephant which is not important? Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer like coffee? A: Nothing, they just waved. Imprisoned Picture Q: Why did the picture get arrested? A: It got framed. Intelligent Dinosaur Q: What is the name of a dinosaur with a large vocabulary? A: A brick.

Trouble Playing Baseball Q: What is the reason why orphans are not good at playing baseball? A: A shampoodle. Strong Aunts Q: Why do ants never get sick? A: Because they have antie bodies. A: Leeks. Make a Melonade! Q: What if life gives you melons?

A: Because they have two horsepower. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

When is your door not actually a door? Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. Everything will work out. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side. What did the horse say after it tripped? How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?

Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale. What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory! Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause. Funny stupid jokes are perfect for long trips in the car, for kids, and most importantly, to annoy your friends and family. Or perhaps we should be hoping these stupid jokes were so bad they disappointed you. Either way, we hope these funny stupid jokes got you laughing and your mates groaning! Our wily wordsmith, Tom, is a key weaver of yarns and the chief storyteller at Octopus HQ.

Tom writes words of wit and wisdom which can be read on Yellow Blogtopus. He also helps pen the praiseworthy product descriptions that help you decide what you feel like purchasing from us. Along with our Marketing Maestro, he helps brain storm and devise new plans for how to spread the name of Yellow Octopus to deserving Australians from Kakadu all the way to King Island. Whoops, you've been fooled with one of our April Fool's products.

Delivery Delivery Icon Same day delivery within Melbourne. Help Help Icon Help. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… … but then I turned myself around. I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger… And then it hit me. I got fired from my job at the bank today. A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke. Thank goodness it was a soft drink. Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter? It never goes over very well. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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